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Haiku for Bad Art

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Miss-sized wallpaper?
such an amateur mistake
get used to failure

A terrible work—
your belief that it is art
what's more upsetting?

Such shabby artwork
yet you find it worth sharing
—Impressive ego

internet suffers
wasting bandwidth on this piece
—all of us suffer
10% of Deviant art is inspired, impressive and professional work.

60% is people trying their best.

30% is complete shit clogging up the site with little thought effort or meaning.

These haiku are dedicated to the that 30% for wasting all of our time posting googled images, deviantart muro pieces of garbage, terrible photo manipulations, words on black canvas and blurry cell phone photos as 237x544 "wallpapers." Please stop posting them.
© 2011 - 2024 VirtualAlex
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PlagueJester's avatar
I think you might have messed up your math. Sixty percent of DA is porn. Thirty percent is trollshit or memes. And the last ten percent would be art (whether people trying their best, or the impressive professional stuff)